Joe Bartnick's Christmas List for Every NHL Team

Here’s a list of what every NHL team needs under their tree. 

Penguins- A trading partner (fool) to take Ryan Graves off their hands and a complete reconciliation with their deity Mario Lemieux 

Philly - Coal, they're always on Santa’s naughty list

Rangers- A Captain

Islanders- A gold watch to give to Lou Lamoriello for his retirement 

Devils- Tin Foil Hats for all the UFO/Drone conspiracy theories in NJ 

Capitals - More TV cameras to follow Ovechkin 24/7 during his journey to break goal scoring record 

Hurricanes- Protein powder for Rod Brind’Amour workouts

Blue Jackets- Home Depot Gift Certificate so they can do repairs on their building 

Panthers- Adderall, so they have the energy to go to the Final three years in a row 

Lightning- The draft picks they gave away to get Tanner Jeannot 

Canadiens – Wire Cutters to cut the chords on Patrik Laine’s XBOX and Playstation

Red Wings- Sergei Fedorov jersey to hang in the rafter

Maple Leafs- Bubble wrap for their goalies and a Concord jet to fly Auston Matthews back and forth to Europe

Senators- Cold water to dampen unrealistic expectations from some fans and media 

Bruins - Mute button for GM Cam Neely 

Sabres- A freakin WIN !!!!! 

Ducks- Heated seats for the coldest arena in the NHL and 8pm starts 

Kings - Italian Heritage Night 

Flames- Workers to build the new building faster

Oilers- Cash, to pay McDavid 

Canucks- Peace treaty between Elias Pettersson and JT Miller 

Kraken- Kaapo Kakko playing up to his #2 overall pick potential 

Sharks- BART passes to take the train to San Francisco their eventual new home 

Golden Knights- Fake Mark Stone injury so they can put him on LTIR and load up at the deadline 

Predators- Tickets for the Sphere 

Jets- Playoff series win 

Blues- More hangers so they can retire more numbers

BlackHawks- A power forward to play with Connor Bedard

Avalanche- A bag of clean pee for Val Nichushkin

Stars- Lifts for Casey DeSmith 

Wild- Ring cameras to see all of Marc- Andre Fleury’s practical jokes 

Utah- Odoul’s beer tap pull handles they can put on real beer kegs and fool the Mormons